December 27, 2013
I'll tell ya what, these guys could sure offer more options as far as shipping is concerned, but what the hell do I give a shit because the package arrived in two fucking days!!! I got the silly little backpack thing where you strap the damn baby to your chest like you're about to go to school or hiking or some shit, I forget the name of the actual product itself. Ergobackpack or Ergobaby or some shit, like I said, I don't remember the product name. But what I CAN tell you is if you want a quality product while simultaneously making it look like your baby is something to be worn as a fashion statement, I couldn't recommend this god damn thing any higher. Buy one. Just shut the hell up and buy one. Simple and easy.
Pros:Hands free baby carrier!!!
Cons:Dads, you'll definitely look like an asshole wearing this, and moms, you'll look like a bitch. Oh, and everybody will also be thinking the same thing: what if you fall down while wearing the baby in the frontal backpack harness? What makes you think your balance is so exceptional that you're infallible to slipping on ice or wet leaves and consequently crushing your baby?
Best Uses:For lugging your god damn kid around so your hands are free to drive and text and take selfies.